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Sir hun meri salary wada diyo E-mail

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan,
layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

 
poster of adult movie E-mail

There was a short note written on poster of adult movie.
"Under 18 are not allowed." Santa saw this msg,
what he did next time he came with 17 people along with him.
 
Santa saw a beautiful gal E-mail

Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.

 
At a football match ground E-mail

At a football match ground.
Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi
gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

 
A Man asked Santa E-mail

Q: A Man asked Santa,
"Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "
Pehle date of birth to batao."

 
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