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Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha E-mail

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha,
yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
 
pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai E-mail

Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu!
Santa: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
 
Mujhe ye nahi chahiye koi SONAY ki Cheez do E-mail

Shadi ki raat Santa apni Biwi k
liye Gulab ka Phool le kar Aaya

Biwi:Mujhe ye nahi chahiye,
koi SONAY ki Cheez do

Santa:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.
 
"Can I have a burger and coke?" E-mail

Santa walks into a library & says,
"Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
 
Petrol mehnga ho gaya hy E-mail

Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nahi karta?

Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gaya hy.

Santa: Petrol & SMS?

Banta: Paisa load karvane k lye ghar
se 10 km Dur bike pr jana prta hy.
 
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