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Do you want to see any one before you die? E-mail

Doctor to Banta : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Banta : Yes. A good doctor.
 
tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai E-mail

santa was playing Chess with his Dog!

Friend: Aray wahhh! tera kutta to buhat intelligent hai....

santa: kiya khaak intelligent hai,

5 me sey 3 to mai jeeta hun...
 
Nurse came out with the newborn kid E-mail


Nurse came out with the newborn kid,
Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the
kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR.
She slapped him, Leave my finger,
u fool, It's a girl
 
Yaar aaj to 1 Rs. me 3 amrood mil gye E-mail

Santa: Yaar aaj to 1 Rs.
me 3 amrood mil gye.
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: 1 Rs. ka 1 usne dia,
1 mai utha k bhag gya,
or 1 usne muje fek ke mara...
 
Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka E-mail

Girl to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi
tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana
hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
 
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