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chemical formula 4 water E-mail

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O
 
santa's hard's quein exam E-mail

A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam?
SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.
 
“Blood Bank Robbed” E-mail

Santa-Banta broke a bank,
but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine.
happily they drink and left
next day headline
~ Braking News ~
“Blood Bank Robbed”
 
What will come first, Chicken or egg? E-mail

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever:
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first
 
what is an idiot? E-mail

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
 
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