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shirt chhoti ho gayi E-mail

SANTA: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi,
aur wo chhoti ho gayi Ab kya karoon?
BANTA: Usi detergent se aik baar khud nahale.
 
Sardar & his friend E-mail

Sardar's friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Sardar: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega.
 
Sardar's wife became pergnant E-mail

Sardar on phone:
"Doctor my wife is pergnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking.
 
Sardar writing very slowly E-mail

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son,
he cant read very fast."
 
gadi Kis Par Hai E-mail

Police- Car Gas Par Hai
Santa- Nahi Sir

Police- Petrol Par
Snta- Nahi Sir

Police- Diesel Par
Snta- Nahi Sir

Police- Phir Kis Par Hai
Snta- Installment Par Hy
 
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