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Removing clothes is not restricted? E-mail

Officer Santa: Madam swimming is restricted in this lake.
Lady: why didn’t you tell me when I was removing my CLOTHES?
Officer Santa: That is not restricted.
 
HIT with A frying pan for BASANTI E-mail

Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.
Santa: What was that for?
Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.
Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.
Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.
Santa: now what happened?
Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.
 
Santa’s watch is ten minutes slow. E-mail

Santa threw his watch off the balcony of his house on the tenth floor.
He ran downstairs and still managed to catch it.
How did he do that?
Because Santa’s watch is always ten minutes slow.
 
PANI k bina Insan mar jayega. E-mail

Interviewer - To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega?

Sardar - PANI nahi hoga to insan tair nahi payega.
Tair nahi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.
 
"ishq di gali wich no entry" E-mail

Teacher- santa 1 aisa sentence banao jisme
urdu hindi punjabi english ka sahi prayog hua ho?

santa-"ishq di gali wich no entry".
 
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