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an essay on a cricket match E-mail

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
 
Biwi ko padhaunga E-mail

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
 
santa & frog E-mail

Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal hote hai?

Mendak jump in water

Santa: “Oye isme suisaide karne vali konsi baat thi?”
 
cigratte E-mail

santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha

Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho?

Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
 
Imagine E-mail

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.
 
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