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Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi E-mail

Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
 
Santas son in School E-mail

Q: How do you recognize a Santa's son in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books
when the teacher erases the board.

 
Santa's inventions E-mail

Santa's inventions:
1. Waterproof towel
2. Solar powered torch
3. Book on how to read
4. Pedal powered wheel chair.

 
cut your workload E-mail

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Santa: That's great, I'll take two of them.

 
I kiss my wife everyday E-mail

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office,
what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave
 
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