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ghar mein pani kaise ghus sakta hai E-mail

Santa- bhai jaldi jao tumhare ghar
mein pani ghus gaya hai.

Banta- Kyun jhuth bolta hai,
ghar mein pani kaise ghus sakta hai,
ghar ki chabi jo mere pass hai.
 
4th semester from Punjab University E-mail

Santa saw a beautiful gal...
he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
 
Car qabrastan mein khari thi E-mail

Judge: Tum ne ye Car chori ki?

Santa: Janab, Car qabrastan
mein khari thi..

Mein samjha ke is ky Maalik ka
inteqal ho gaya hai..
 
oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai E-mail

Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?

Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,

Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji

Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.
 
main samja shayed Tumhary hai E-mail

Santa to banta: Yaar Tumhary Bewi shehar(city)
ke hai ya pind(village) ki..
Banta: Pind ki.
Santa:ooh acha . main samja shayed Tumhary hai.
 
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