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similarity E-mail

Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don't know.
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
 
tripped on a broken curb E-mail

Santa tripped on a broken curb and went to the hospital.
After examining him, the doctor said,
"I have some good news, and some bad news for you.
First of all, you'll never be able to work again."
Santa replied, "Okay, now what's the bad news?"

 
Santa talking on phone E-mail

Santa talking on phone.
Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se...?
Santa: Tumhari hai.
 
luv with a nurse E-mail

Santa falls in luv with a nurse...
After much thinking, he finally writes
A love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

 
Qutub Minar kahan hai E-mail

Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata nahi.
Pappu: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.
 
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