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Santa went to a museum E-mail

Santa went to a museum where he broke a statue.
Officer: U have broken a 5000 years old statue.
Santa: Thank God, mainu lagga nava si…

 
Whats an adult joke E-mail

What's an adult joke?
Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
 
Banta was visiting Santa E-mail

Banta was visiting Santa, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were.
Santa responded by saying that
one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Banta: Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?
"HELLOOOOOO," answered Santa. "They're watch dogs!"

 
Santa writing the exam E-mail

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

 
Mujhe to uska naam pata hai E-mail

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name
plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata
 
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