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During my operation E-mail
 
Santa: "During my operation,
Nurse, I heard the surgeon use
A four-letter word that upset me very much."
Nurse: "What word was that?"
Santa: "Oops!
 
One day a dog was running behind Santa. E-mail

One day a dog was running behind Santa...
But Santa was laughing.Banta asked,
"Why you are so happy?He said... "Ah Ah Ah....
I have an Airtel mobile with me...
But Still Hutch network is following me.."
 
Banta mujra dekhne gaya E-mail

Banta mujra dekhne gaya, sari raat mujra dekha.
Bai ne kaha: Sahab humne aap ko khush kiya,
ab aap hume khush karo.
Banta utha or khud nachne laga..

 
Professor Santa and plumber E-mail

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college
You know why?Because he wanted to check,
From where the question paper is leaking.
 
Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to E-mail

Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya
To isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!
 
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