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You are a donkey E-mail

Banta scolded his son:You are a donkey.
Sonreplied: But dadaji called me´Gadhe ka bachha´!
 
I am standing for elections E-mail

BANTA: I am standing for elections.
My symbol will bea donkey.
SANTA:there should be some differerence
between youand your election symbol!
 
Santa stand in front of a mirror E-mail

Q: Why did the Santa stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed ?
A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep

 
My wife has leftme E-mail

SANTA: My wife has leftme.
BANTA: You must not betaking good care of her.
SANTA: Arre yaar, sagi behanki tarah rakhta tha usko!
 
whole week to wash three basement windows E-mail

Q: Why did it take the Santa a whole week to wash three basement windows ?
A: It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in

 
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