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Banta Joins army E-mail

Banta : Joins army ,Given Ak47
He' asked to major :
Sir yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta ?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho faida desh ka hi hoga...
 
What should be in a book to make it a bestseller E-mail

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

 
Tere result ka kya hua E-mail

Santa : Tere result ka kya hua ?
Son: Madam kehati hai
iss class vich 1 saal aur lagana hai.
Santa : Phir theek hai
saal bhale 2-3 lag jaye par fail na hona...
 
Ek kabutar E-mail

Ek kabutar ne santa ke uppar bit kar di ..
Santa : oye sale teri ma ne tenu
kacha nahi phenna sikhaya .
Kabutar: Saley tu to kacha
phaen ke bhi karta hai...
 
Santas weding aniversary E-mail

It was Santa's weding aniversary.
Preeto :Shall vhav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa:y punish the poor chicken for the mistake v hav made.
 
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