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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi E-mail

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi
PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha,
dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
 
Whats the name of ur car E-mail

Santa: What’s the name of ur car?
Banta: I don’t know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi
tea nal start hundi hai,
apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
 
Banta was driving E-mail

Banta was drivingBanta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road.
Traffic inspector stopped him.
Banta: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!
 
Asman me udne wali chiz E-mail

Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,
jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.
Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai
par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!
 
An Englishman and Banta E-mail

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
 
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