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how did u got a new car E-mail

Banta:how did u got a new car?
Santa:A girl drove me to a beach,
took her cloth & and said:
take what do u want & i took car
banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
 
Santa was riding on a horse E-mail

Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:
Le Karle Number Note'

 
Banta was traveling E-mail

Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife.
The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted:U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!
 
Santa looked in the mirror E-mail

Santa looked in the mirror & said:
Seems I've seen him sumwhere.
Then he says: Oh yes! He's the same bastard
who was standing next to my wife in my wedding album.
 
Santa eats 8 Butter Naan E-mail

Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party
And is suffering from Constipation.
Praying & crying in Toilet:Hey Wahe Guru...
Ya toh JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN nikal de.
 
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