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Lady to inspector Santa E-mail

Lady to inspector Santa:
My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else. .
 
repairing door bell E-mail

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies:
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out
 
tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha E-mail

Banta: Oye,tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

 
Santa went to see a gal E-mail

Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave
them for some talk. After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
 
Santa goes to buy a underwear E-mail

Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks:
How much for this?  Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao,
Party wear nahin chahiye.

 
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