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Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi.

Par Q?

Qki

Dono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka Khana Khaate Pakde Gye

aur

Kehne Lage: Hum Ladki Walo k Taraf-Se Hai. 

SANTA's 60th B'day.

Banta: Ye Cake Pe BULB Q lagaya h.?

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Santa: 60 Candls lagane Me Muskil ho Rahi thi.

So 60 Watt ka BULB laga diya.:-) 

Santa mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume

Interviewer: Can u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?

Santa: In searching JOBS! 

Banta thought LOL meant.?? Lots of Love.!! So....,

He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND -

You are the only girl in my life..LOL...

Santa ka padosi mar gaya, wo uske ghar aya aur pucha-body aa gayi kya..?

tabhi body lekar ambulance aa gayi..

Santa bola - lo batao, kitni lambi umar hai...!