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WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF EARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER E-mail
   
TEACHER: WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF EARTH ROTATES 30 TIMES FASTER?
SARDAR STUDENT: MEN WILL GET THEIR SALARY
VERYDAY AND GIRLS WILL BLEED TO DEATH.
 
Why LOVE Is Better Then WAR E-mail

"Teacher: Why LOVE Is Better Then WAR?

student: Madamji, Tusi Itna Bhi Nahi Jante,

Simple,B"cause

CONDOM Is Cheaper Then GUN
 
seedha kyun nahin kehte E-mail
   
Boy: main pyar ki gehrai aur ishq ki oonchai
ko dekhna aur pyar karna chahta hun.
Girl: seedha kyun nahin kehte
ke underwear aur brazier bhi utaar dun!
 
total Rs 5000 E-mail
   
Rs 1450: baby food
Rs 1000: doctor fee
Rs 950: medicine
Rs 800: toys
Rs 500: diapers
Rs 300:baby powder
total
Rs 5000
or
condom
Rs 5
 
Dil Me Arman Tha E-mail
   
Dil Me Arman Tha Ki Uski Salwar Ka Naada Kholenge,
Uski Bra Ka Huk Kholege,
Uski Penti Ka Ilastik Khichenge,
Par Uski Bewafai To Dekho

"Nangi Hi Chali Aayi
 
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