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Chacha chachi donon lafangay

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Chacha chachi donon lafangay,
so rahay thay donon nangay,
chachi ko lagi thand,
chacha nay dia lund,
chachi boli yah kia gund,
chacha bola machine gun,
dhasaan dhasan.. dhasaan dhasaan...

sorry sir you can"t smoke here

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Sales Girl: sorry sir you can"t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also
but it dosn"t mean you start fucking here.

Har mard ki life dekho

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Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

One Boy To Another

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One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother

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AMERICAN SAYS:
INDIA IS BACKWORD IN SEX TECHONLOGY.
ANGRY SARDAR STARTED SHAKING HIS P@NIS.
AMERICAN:WHY R U SHAKING UR COCK?
SARDAR:I AM FUCKING MY WIFE THRU BLUETOOTH

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