EK AADMI FAMILY PLANING KE LIYE CLINIC GAYA CLINIC KE SAMNE BOARD PE LIKHA THA: FAMILY PLANING KE LIYA PECHE KA RASTA ESTIMAAL KAREN. AADMI KHUSH KHUSH WAPIS A GAYA
Santa: Meet my wife Tina Banta: Oh! I know her Santa: How? Banta: We were caught sleeping together. Santa: What the hell! Banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
Love is like a "PANT" But friendship is like a "CHADDI", bcoz "PENT" phaat bhee jaee to "CHADDI" Izzat bacha leti hai.. So thanks for being my "Chaddi"
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha: Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo. Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo...