ek sardar ke 20 bachay they 1 din uski wife ne poocha: Mein kaisi lag rahi hoon? Sardar: Roop tera mastana paas mere mat aana phool koi phir se na khil jaye
2 girls returning from movie 1st : mere paise chori ho gaye hain, 2nd : lekin tu to paise bra mein rakhti hai 1st : mujhe kia pata tha ke wo kameena paise nikaal raha hai