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A man Asked the sardar to translate E-mail

A man Asked the sardar to translate it in English!
Mera Seena Khushi Sey Phool Raha hy.
Sardar: With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast!
 
Padosan ladki boli E-mail

Ladka mar gaya to us ki maa rotay huye boli :
Mere ladkay ne duniya mein dekha he kya tha,
Padosan ladki boli :
Aunty aap royie mat mein ne
ussay sub kuch dikha diya tha
 
Ye ladkay apna mobile pant me kyon rakhtay hai E-mail

Girl : Ye ladkay apna mobile pant me kyon rakhtay hai?
Boy : Kyon ke pant me signal full aata hai.
Girl : Wo kaise?
Boy : Kyon ke tower qareeb hota hai.
 
jail me kaise aye E-mail

inspector:
jail me kaise aye?
sardar: media ki ladki khadi thi, uske siny pe
Press likha tha,
inspector:Phir?
Sardar: meiny press kar dia.
 
Ek choti bachi ne prostitute se poocha E-mail

Ek choti bachi ne prostitute se  poocha :
Aunty aap ka paas itna bara gher hai
paisa hai cars hain, aap ka business kia hai?
prostitute : bus beta ek mera HOLE SALE ka business hai
 
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