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Tumne apne husband ka QATAL q kiya E-mail

Judge: Tumne apne husband ka QATAL q kiya?
Ladki: Woh office se ayee mujhe ROOM mai lekar gaye
BED pe litaya KAPRE utare..Meri Tangen UTHAEN or KAHA,
April FOOL !!
 
Yeh waqt nahi hai rone ka E-mail

Yeh waqt nahi hai rone ka,
yeh waqt hai bachcha paida karne kaa.
Tab kyon nahi roti thi,
jab chipak chipak ke soti thi.
Ab jo kiya hai uska jurmana bharo,
Tab toh kehti thi aur karo.aur karo....
 
Ye kiya kar rahe ho E-mail

Suhaag raat ko doolha apni dulhan ki aankhon ko choom raha tha.
Dulhan asked: Ye kiya kar rahe ho?
Doolha said: Aankhein choom raha hoon,
ye shakhsiat ki kitaab hoti hain.
Dulhan boli: neechay library mein aag lagi hui hai
aur tu kitaab mein ghusa hua hai.
 
O ji truck galat godam me ja raha hai E-mail

Sharabi s@x kar raha tha.
Ghalti se peeche daal diya
Biwi boli: O ji truck galat godam me ja raha hai
sharabi: saali ab bata rahi hai
jab diesel khatam hogaya
 
papa bachay zyada intellegent hotay hai E-mail

Son : papa bachay zyada intellegent hotay hai ya Baap?
Father : Baap.
Son :papa Telephone Kisne banaya?
Father : Garaham Bell ne.
Son : Us ke Baap ne q nahi banaya?
 
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