Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.
Madame inquire:" r u married ?"
He replied :"What difference does it make ?"
She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "
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Now tell me what is the similarity between a Bank and a Bra?
Student: Well, the more in it, better the interest you get.
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A lady requested the doctor, “I really do not want children for a while to enjoy the life. What should I do?”
Doctor said, “ Well then take this condom.?"
Lady asked again, “Should I take this with milk or water?”
Doctor said, “ No, take it with Banana!”
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Santu was curious, he asked his friend Bantu:
"Was your wife a virgin when you married her?
Puzzled Bantu replied,
"I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute.
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