A good friend is like a good bra.
hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart.
good day, dear bra..
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A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.
after two days boy died,
why?
because he drank expired milk.
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A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,
she goes out off her hospital bed & slapped her husband & shouted,
" I told you not to go doggy style ".
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why is sx to wife is simlar to restarant
Some times good service
some times bad service
Some times no service
Some times Self service
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Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Arey itna bada Munh mein kaise daloongi?
Boy: Dhire se le lena
After a while...
Girl: Saare kapdey giley ho jaayenge
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hi khao
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