Wife:"Dr. mere pati ke *us* pe madhumukhi ne kata hai"
Dr.:"oh!, soojh gaya. Dard bhi hai kaya?"
Wife:" Ji han, lekin sirf dard ki dava do, soojan rahne do. !
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TEACHER: " Kya cheez mooh main nahin leni chahiye ?"
STUDENT: "Jalta hua BULB.
TEACHER: "Kyon?"
STUDENT: "Kal raat mummy papa se bol rahi thi ki bulb bujha do to mooh main loongi."
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Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry,sweetheart ! we'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .
Aah! I can't. It's painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another......... WEDDING RING
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Talwaar aur Salwaar mein kya samaanta hai ?
Dono hi ke khulne par Aadmi ghayal ho jata hai !!
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Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke mujse soyee thi.
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo,
Tab to kahti thi aur karo,aur karo........
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