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Girl is the best vehicle in the world E-mail

Girl is the best vehicle in the world front two bumpers,
back two bumpers, self lubricant when hot,
finger touch ignition, monthly automatic engine oil change,
every type of piston fits,
highest mileage of nine months in just two ml fuel.
 
but it has enough calcium to help E-mail

Boy: how much calcium is there in woman's breast?
Girl: I don't know but it has enough calcium
to help man boneless things stand up.
 
Dont play with street dogs E-mail

Don't play with street dogs,
you may get rabies
and don't play with smart boys
you may get babies.
 
During Gandhi times E-mail

During Gandhi times,
if aids were known,
what would happen?
Then the 4th monkey would have kept his hands down.
 
I tell you a story E-mail

90yrs old man: my 18yrs wife is pregnant, your opinion.
Doctor: I tell you a story.
A hunter in hurry took an umbrella instead of gun.
He saw a lion and lifts the umbrella and pulls the handle. The lion drops dead.
Old man: that’s impossible someone else must have shot it.
Doctor: exactly now you understand.
 
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