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phool ho gulab ka E-mail
   
Boy:phool ho gulab ka jisme kaantay na houn.
ladki ho 16 ki jiski jhante na ho.
Girl:Gulab k phool me log kante nahi dekhte.
chut marne wale kabhi jhante nahi dekte.
 
why do you want divorce E-mail

Judge: why do you want divorce?
Man: she doesn’t satisfy me on bed.
Judge: is it true madam?
Lady: dam it! The whole colony is happy,
only this idiot has problems.
 
Do you feel boring E-mail

Do you feel boring? Thinking what to do?
Open the zip; insert your two hands in-between the zip
take out your book from your bag and study.
 
Wedding Nite E-mail

Wedding Nite: Dulhan Santa Se:
Aaj Mujay Itna Khus Karo Ke Me Sari Zindgi Yad Rakhooon . . .
Santa Sari Raat Usay Gud Gudi Krta R
 
Monkeys and girls are same E-mail

Monkeys and girls are same,
because they fight only for banana.
Boys and rats are same
because they are always searching for new holes.
 
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