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This is how a week goes:

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Mooooooooooooooooonday........

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Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday.........

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday..........

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Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday..........

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Frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiday...........

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saturdaysunday... =P ;-> 

I have saved my girl friend number as "LOW BATTERY"

So whenever she calls & i am not around

My wife plugs my phone to the charger (; 

How should a TEACHER be ? -.- <3

-Should be Absent at least 3 times a week

-Should come in class 10mins late and left the class 10 mins earlier

-Should not give any homework and assignments

-Should not ask any questions to students

-Should not disturb the students by teaching while they are talking

Side effect of Studying 2 much:

A Guy Went To A Resturant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter, "Syllabus Lana Zra";-) 

People now a days are like bluetooth...

if you stay close they stay connected...

and if u go away they find new devices.. :O 8)