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anything 4 pass E-mail

A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a  a professor's cabin and says I  will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything ! ?

Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.
 
May God E-mail

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,

and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu
 
what is my age E-mail

Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking, (3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
 
How old is E-mail

Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
 
lecture on Sun E-mail

Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher : Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
 
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