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You are next .. E-mail

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.

It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me,"You are next".

They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. [:))]
 
Divorce Joke... E-mail

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully",
the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

"That's very nice, your honour", the husband said.
"And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself".
 
Tarzan E-mail

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?


Wow! New Underwear.
 
a woman in heaven E-mail

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
 
when u find someone E-mail

If U find a friend better than me, Go Ahead.... I wont Stop u!

But when he/she leaves u, Look behind....

I will be there to...
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Slap U....
 
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