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Trains schedule E-mail

Said to a railroad engineer:
What’s the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn’t have a schedule?
 
true love E-mail

They say true love hides behind every Corner...

I must be walking in Circles !
 
looking at the stars E-mail

Last night I was looking at the stars,

and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
 
God created E-mail

God created men first,

cause he always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece!
 
What is B.E? E-mail

8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E)

 
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