Visiting Sister’s Husband: What is the most spoken about thing in your town.
Wife’s Sister: What was so much talked about in this town, you already took away.
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It takes Thousand workers to build a castle,
Ten Thousand workers to build a city,
Million workers to build a nation,
But it takes only one woman to make a Home Happy.
And that woman is my Maid.
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A friend asked a divorced woman, “When you were divorced you had only Child, How come now you have three children?”
The woman explained, “Well he comes here occasionally to apologize”
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In an ill_law country in Asia a sign was hanging in bus
For Caution of Carefulness against rude bully drivers:
Whether you climb the bus Or Bus climbs on you Same thing You pay the ticket.
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Lalu spoke in love, “Why don't you and I go to some place where there is nobody.”
Pyari flirted, “You won't make any mischief with me there, would you?”
Lalu assured in fright, “Not at all”
Pyari angered, “Then why the hell you want to go to there?”
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