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A pregnant lady E-mail

A pregnant lady goes to one swamiji.
The swami says when the baby get's delivered the baby's father will die!
The lady says "oh thank god, my husband is safe.."
 
Heart beat are E-mail

Heart beat are countless,
spirits are ageless,
dreams r endless,
memories are timeless
and a friend like u is Useless.
Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless...
 
I Want You To Be E-mail

I Want You To Be with Me In a Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner...
& Say Those Sweet Three Words To U...
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"Pay The Bill..."
 
Yesterday whole night E-mail

Yesterday whole night i was thinkin abt only "U"
Now i'm thinking of "V".
Tonight i'll definitly think abt
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w,x,y and z....
 
Frustrations E-mail

What is the Frustrations ?

Anglina Jollie Comes at your home
and say Kiss me Now at just Rs. 100....

But that time you have only Rs. 50...
 
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