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You are very special to me.
I don't want to lose a friend like you.
I always pray that you should be safe.
So please
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be careful whenever you jump from tree to tree.
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Tell me why are you avoiding me these days?
Did I do anything wrong?
Please stay in touch with me atlest once in a day
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Yours lovingly,
Bathing Soap
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One Man's Dilemma...
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, A button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, And the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the Doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door Handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee. |
A man ordered a soup in the restaurant but, as soon as the soup arrived, he had to go to the bathroom.
To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I HAVE SPIT IN THE SOUP".
Once he returned, he found a message on the same napkin: "ME, TOO".
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Son asks father diff btw Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says- u are my son, i am confident,
ur friend is also my son that's Confidential.
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