Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn.
Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat
and old friends best to keep.
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In
Thirsty summer,
Plz
keep water pots for birds at
Balconies,
Windows
&
At Tarraces
Many birds die each year w/o water
Plz save them.
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1st year studnts @ vaterinary skool,
atendin their 1st anatomy class.
All gatherd around d surgery table vd a real dead dog.
Professor startd class by teling 2 imp. qualities as a vet. doctor.
1st is dat,nvr b disgusted by anythin abt animal's body
e.g. he inserted his finger in dog's mouth
n on drawing tasted it in his mouth.
Thn he said them 2 do d same
d Studnts hesitated 4 several minutes.
Bt eventualy evry1 insertd their fngrs in dog's mouth n thn tasted it
Whn evry1 finishd,
Professor looked @ them n said:
The 2nd importnt quality is observation.
I inserted my middle but tasted da index finger.
Now learn to pay attention..
MORAL:
Life is tough but its alot tougher when u are not paying attention
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Few things Indian movies taught us:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. If u decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut, You'll always choose the right one.
3. Wen u turn off the light to go to bed, everything in ur room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds!!
5. A detective can solve a case only if he has been suspended from duty.
6. If u decide to start dancing in the street, everyone u meet will know all the steps.
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Students While Studying For Exams
-Books n Notes Open
-Highlighting Sentences
-Pen In Mouth
-Blank Page
-Eating Drinking
-Turning Pages
-Readin 'Headings'
-Thinkin About Where To Start From
AND
Texting Friends:
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)
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