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Jokes & Funny SMS
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Boy to girl: Hey you and I want to play magic?
Girl to Boy: And yes how is it that?
Boy to Girl: Come to my place, you and I have s@x and than you disappear!
Girl to Boy: Ya, You go to your place, s@x yourself and I disappear now,
Jackass!
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Good Night SMS
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Look outside its so romantic...
The cloud is hugging you,
With a cold wind,
The star singing for you,
The moon dancing for you,
Because i invite them all to wish you,
Good Night, Have a lovely Dreams and Sleep Well.
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Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
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Once a saint went to a prostitute and after completing the activity while he was leaving,
The prostitute asked "BABA PAISAY ?".
He replied "pagli tujhse thodi loonga....!".
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Non Veg SMS
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Ouch! It's too tight.
Don't worry,sweetheart ! we'll try to do it slowly.Push it in .
Aah! I can't. It's painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let's get another......... WEDDING RING
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