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Jokes & Funny SMS
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Night was dark, moon was high,
boy stopd his bike,
girl asked him y, he came clos 2her,
she felt shy.
he went near her & told her 2 words..
PETROL KHATAM.
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Jokes & Funny SMS
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Which is the "Confusing Day" in America?
THINK~
THINK~
It's "FATHER DAY"
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Jokes & Funny SMS
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A Santa meets Banta in a hospital and expresses surprise, "What are you here for?"
Banta says, "I am here for blood test and these idiots are going to puncture my finger."
Santa started crying, "Oh my God, I am here for urine test and I am too young yet, what will happened to me?"
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Non Veg SMS
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On the first night of honeymoon the wife crazyhusband says, "My sweet darling, I am going to take you to moon tonight."
The impatient wife says, "Sure, but first at least let's see the rocket to get there."
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Jokes & Funny SMS
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Attending a wedding for the first time,
a little girl whispered to her mother,
"Why is the bride dressed in white?"
"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life."
Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said,
" So, why is the groom wearing black?"
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