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Jokes & Funny SMS
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A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART!
Why WALMART???
<>HELLOOOOOOOOO!
WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!
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Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
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YE JO HASINO KE BAAL HOTE HAIN,
LADKO KO FASAANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIN,
YE HASINAYAIN PEE JAATI HAIN SAARA KHOON LADKO KA
ISILIYE INKE LIPS ITNE LAL HOTE HAIN.
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Inspirational SMS
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PRAYER is not a spare wheel, that you pull out when you are in trouble. USE it as a steering WHEEL, that keep you on RIGHT path through out the life.
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Non Veg SMS
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Secret of long life
Morning two eggs,
evening two pegs
......and night two legs
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Non Veg SMS
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Why gals dont put the mobile at vibration mode on their t-shirt's pocket??
Because in vibration milk become lassi!!
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