Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho! Girl: Six Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya? Girl: Tum kitne ho? Boy: One Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya?
Bahooo aik gair mard ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha !! Kyon? - - Sooncho - - my bataoon - - Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !