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Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
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Teacher asked the back bencher,"Mere haath mein kya hai?"
Student ,"Kitab hai sir."
Teacher,"Jor se bolo!"
Bola ,"JAI MATA DI"
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Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
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beta on phone: Ma khush khabri hai,
Ma: bol beta
Beta: Hum 2 k jaga 3 hogaye hain.
Ma: mubarak ho, beta hua ya beti?
Beta: Meri biwi n dusri shadi kerli.
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Jokes & Funny SMS
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A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..
Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.
Boy: Don't worry darling I m already married.
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Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
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Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.
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Desi Jokes & Funny SMS
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1 lerki ne molvi se keha: Log mujhe chedte or ghoorte hain, aap hi bataein mai kya karu..?
Molvi ne dono bazu phailaa k kaha "Aap hamari agosh ma aajaeye"
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