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Newtons 2nd law of ishq E-mail

Newtons 2nd law of ishq:

the rate of change of intensity of love
of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional
to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as
increament or decreament of the bank balance.
 
Newtons First Law of ishq: E-mail

Newtons First Law of ishq:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy
is equal and opposite to the force
applied by the girl while using her sandals
 
12 se 8 kar rahe ho, thake nahi? E-mail

wife: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or
subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?
husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga
 q k.mere 1000 msg free hai
 
____ me but, _____ me not E-mail

Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.
 
Touching Lines E-mail

Most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break-up:
"Of all the lies you told me, 'I Love You' was my favourite!"
 
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