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Bhagwan Ram aur Ravan bada serious Yudh kr rahe they...

Tabhi Ravan ne Ram ke piche kisi ko khada hua dekh kar achanak se bola : "O Teri!"

Ravan - Chal Ok Bye!!!

Ram - Par Kyu???

Ravan - Nhi yaar bye!!!

Ram - Are par kya hua ?

Ravan - Yaar Tune choti si baat par RAJNIKANT ko bula Liya!

Opration ke bad patient bola:

doctor saheb Kya ab mai ROG MUKT hun..?

Samne se Jawab mila:

Beta, doctor saheb to Dharti par rah gaye, Mai to Chitragupt hu.

Nepali ko chirag mila...

jinn nikla bola 3 wish maango Nepali:

1 Ek Bada bangla

2 Usme khoob daulatmand aadmi

3 Uska Choukidaar humko bana do shaabjI...

Baniya: Yeh kela (banana) kaise diya?

Fruit seller: Ek rupaye ka ek.

Baniya: 60 paise ka dede

FS: 60 paise ka to chhilka milega.

Baniya: thheek hai chilka rakh le kela 40 paise mein dede.

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,

2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,

Qnki bank me likha tha..

"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

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