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2 CHUHE Bike Pe Ghum Rhe The.

Tabi SHER Ne Lift Mangi.

To 1 CHUHA Khada Hokar Bola-"Soch Le Teri Maa Fir Kahegi K Gundo K Sath Ghumne Laga Hai Ajkal.. 

Ladkiwale: Beta drink karte ho - Ji han.

Cigarate - harroz.

jua/satta - bilkul.

Danga/fasad - aadat hai.

Sari negative baten,

kuch positiv bhi hai?

Hai na, HIV.

Reason xplained by a guy after Breakup:

Agar wo jaan b mang leti to hans ke de deta..

Par

Kambakht ne Facebook ka Password mang liya.. 

Girl: Meri jeans 2000 ki hai

Mera Top 3000 ka hai,

Mere jute 1500 ke hai....

Boy: Bas kar pehle chain band kar,

15 rupey ki Phoolo Wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

Dharmendra V/s Chulbul Pandey

Dharam: Kutte Kamine Main Tera Khun Pi Jaunga

Chulbul: Dharm Ji Kutte Aur Kamine Se Yaad Aya...

Sunny Aur Bobby Kaise He.. {:D}