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Wife takes seriusly ill Hubby to Doc

Doc: to fix him Give him healthy breakfast daily, 

Be pleasent and in good mood with, 

Give him tasty dinner everyday and Dont argue with him.

On way back Hubby asks wife: Doctor ne kya kaha?

Wife: Usne to Jawab de diya ..

Boy- Mai Shadi nai karunga

Dad- Q?

Boy- Q ki Gaon wale Meri Mangetar ko taxi kehte h

Dad- Are Beta Karle. Chota sa to Gaon H Kitni chali hogi... 

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree wid his GF.

Old man: Bete, kya ye hamari Sanskriti hai?

Boy: Nahi, ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi hai. 

Girlfriend : Promise me ki mujhe kabhi touch, ya kiss ke liye force nahi karoge.

Boyfriend : Behen tu ghar ja. Tere parents chinta kar rahe honge! 

MOM to CHILDREN: Jo Meri Baat Manega aur mere Aage kuch Nahi Bolega, Main Use Gift Dungi.

Children:Lo ji, Is Tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jayenge..!!!???