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A couple had a fight whole night…

Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.

Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?

Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,

Le Nagan Pee Le. 

Vidaai ke samay Dulhe ka mobile baja

Dulhan ne Dulhe ko jor se thappad maar diya...

Ringtone thi-

Dil me chupakar pyar ka armaan le chale,

aaj hum apni maut ka saman le chale .... 

Husband wife mein ladai ho gayi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya ,

Husb: Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kya hai”

Wife: Zeher.

Husb: Mai dair se aoonga, tum kha kar so jana.

Bivi:- maine tumhe bagair dekhe shadi ki... Can you believe that ?

Husband:- aur meri himmat to dekho... 

maine dekh ke bhi..tumse Shadi kar li !! 

Patni- Samne Wale Ghar Me Miya Biwi K Bich Jhagde Chal Rahe H, Aap Ek Baar Jaiye Na

Pati- Me Ek Do Baar Gaya Tha, Shayad Ye Usi Ka Natiza hai