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Beta- Papa, Aapne Humari Naye

Car Ka Naam Mummy Ke Naam Par Kyo Rakha Hai.?

Papa- Beta, Kyo Ki Yeh

Bhi Mere Control K Baahar Hai.

Is saal me duniya ke samne sabse bada khatra,

Jab 12-12-12 tarikh aegi

Aur 12bj k 12min 12sec. pe Tab,

12-12-12-12-12-12 Hoga.

To lakho sardaro ko kon sambhalega???

badal kar DON rakh do,

kyon ki unhe khush karna

mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai ;).

Bap : Beta sasural me agr bike mile to car maangna.

Cooler mile to AC maangna.

TV mile to Computer Maangna.

Beta :Agar wo ladki denge to uski MAA manglu... ?

Padosi - Kyu Maar Rahi Ho?

Patni - Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli,

Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai.

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