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sugar box E-mail

Ek sardar roz apne kitchen main jata, sugar box kholta aur band kar deta,

why?

because Dr. ne jo kaha tha k apni sugar roz check karna.
 
bathroom me sher E-mail

Sardar: yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha,

2nd sardar: hain phir tum ne kya kiya?

1st: kuch nahi main ne sher se kaha aap kar lo meri to nikal gai hai.
 
pathan & girl friend E-mail

pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,

sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha : dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.
 
20 saal baad E-mail

ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. woh udas hogaya.

2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?

Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"
 
difference E-mail

I asked Abhishek what is the difference between old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?

Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai. aur old wali se papa ki.
 
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