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Divorce E-mail

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR.
 
CHIN YU YAN E-mail

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.

Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.

And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE"
 
Which part E-mail

Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab.

Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar
 
password E-mail

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said,

"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."

The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
 
daku khatarnak hain E-mail

ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,

sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana behan ko bachane.

Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya. p
 
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